Why I'm here....

Since I've always been quick with an opinion an old friend once lost and again found suggested that perhaps I should share with more people my commentary. Never being one to pass on a challenge I thought I'd give it a whirl.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Pretzel People & Bath Room Stalls?

Great pretzel batman! I think I'm stuck. Sound familiar at all? I mean I don't know anything about men's bathrooms, but I think most women out there can tell you that the women's restrooms leave a lot to be desired for most part. Most of the time you go into a bathroom at a store or gas station and you have to be a contortionist to get in and out. I mean who designed these things? A lot of them you have to straddle the toilet to get the door open or closed. To say the least it is not the most graceful thing to do. And guys so you know women have a lot more worries in the rest room then you could imagine. I mean we all carry purses and most of the time there is no place to put that. For fear of germs we don't sit on the commode so if there are no seat covers we have to hover in air to get the job done. So try to get a visual here guys. After fighting our way into a stall and praying it has a lock on the door that works we have to put the purse around our necks then hover in the air. Then when done straddle that seat long enough to get the door open and try to make a graceful exit. What a vision of loveliness don't you think? Great news ladies! If you haven't been to the new Walmarts on Lima & DuPont I highly recommend it for lots of reasons. I mean not only is it a pleasant atmosphere with lots of room everywhere, but the person who designed the bathroom actually had a brain. Yes no more contortionist acts. Can you imagine my glee as I walked in there and found there was room for everything. A place to put the purse, seat covers and a door that you can open with plenty of room! I know I was so excited I almost peed my pants. Thankfully I was in the right place. I guess the simplest of things impress me, but it really was a vision of loveliness. Sigh.. Check it out.

1 comment:

ida said...

lol funny funny funny. i hate it when i walk into the potty and its like bam there it is cant even turn around. and sometimes reaching for the tissue........lol i've turned into my mom and bring my own kleenex now.